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Queer as Folk Dialog: Everyone’s Favorite Lines

• Brian: I just dropped by to tell you I’m not going to be at the wedding. I’m going to the white party in Miami instead. Later.
• Lindsay: You can’t ditch my special day!
• Mel: You selfish prick!
• Brian: As usual, objectivity falls to me. Think. You don’t really want me there do you? I’d have to be chemically dependent just to show up. I’ll be drunk, I’ll be bored, not to mention better looking than the brides. I’ll offend all the dikes. I’ll heckle the ceremony, table dance at the reception, and inevitable fuck every good-looking guy gay, straight, and undecided in the place. Finally, I’ll pass out, naked, bitching about the cheap booze. You’ll lose your dignity, your friends, and your shirts paying for the damages. Hell, I’m doing you a favor getting out of town.
• Mel & Lindsay: Have a safe trip.